I went out to Portsmouth for the 1st time in 2 years tonight. The following were my observations:

1. Trendy thick 70's glasses?
-BOOOOOOM!!!!! A must wear in Portsmouth.

2. 70"s style thick sideburns and a moustache?
-BAM BAM BAM!!!!! Fucking everywhere.

3. Wearing ironic clothing?
-SLAM!!!!! Absolutely.



Portsmouth is a trendy joke. Every time I go there, I see enough shit to come up with a reason to stay away from it for a few more years. I grew up there, but Mass. and NY and all of their conscripts have turned that town into a freak show and a joke.

Fuck Portsmouth...stay home...anywhere is better than this shit hole.

Why I hit the "unignore" button on Hoser is a mystery to me

Oh...and they LOVE accessories.

Portsmouth is a trend that I wish would just die. It attracts douchebags.

yah it's like following Joan Rivers on Twitter

Lol Hoser go to Brooklyn or LA sometime and then complain about trendy people. Its really nothing more than a slightly larger little NH coast town.

The worst part of portsmouth is all the tourists that come here from out of town.

Portsmouth brewery. Everything else can my ding a ling

There's a douche that works at the brewery that looks like something out of a 70's Sears catalogue. He was one of the trendiest gayrods that I saw all night.

I guess you don't remember the time @ king tiki that you saw my cannibal corpse shirt and talked to me for hours while some girl you were engaged too kept going upstairs and some girl that I went to highschool with kept trying to go through my pockets.

BULL MOOSE ...pretty much the only reason to go to Portsmouth.

It was fun when the Elvis room was there

Who goes to Portsmouth anyways?

People from New Hampshire

Portsmouth actually some really astounding hole-in-the-wall restaurants and is great to hang around the outskirts when it's warm out. They host free art galleries at various locations on a monthly basis and have a damn good tattoo shop right on the main strip.
If you weren't so focused on staring at and critiquing girl jean wearing sausage, I think you'd have had a better time.

ITT: College-y hipsters from Boston and NY are clearly flocking to... Portsmouth.

*snort*

Think you'll find that your bespectacled, swoop-haired 'nozzles are native Live Free or Die-ers (the ones that haven't left to, y'know, go live in Brooklyn and/or Allston?).

I went to The Coat of Arms with Chris from Martyrvore once and they refused to serve Chris because they said he was drunk even though he had only had one beer... Typical portsmouth snobbery.

hate everyone because you hate yourself. you suck.

I went to the pressroom the other day after having 1 drink at another bar and got denied cause I was too drunk.

Also, I live in portsmouth. Love this town!

Also on xmas eve I went into a free art place and 2 minutes5 later, the cops had been called on me.

lol... what's with that?

I got the cops called on me after I took a dump in the USS Albacore's head and maybe drank a fifth of Poland Spring and exposed myself to a church group while telling them "Y'all want to see a thick shaft filled with semen, right?"

Fucking hipster pussies.

Those bootleg jerseys? More like FAKE Madrid, amirite

up ya cunt

Only Seabrook is Real

seabrook making meth in a field.

Went to Friendly Toast in Portsmouth back around Hallowen (on the way back from zombie paintball fuck yeah). My girlfriend is vegan and FT puts up a nice facade of being vegan friendly so a good time was had.

Went back there last week and the waiter told us that almost nothing there is actually vegan. Back to choking down disgusting flavorless shit at Veggie Galaxy. fuckin hipsters.

only Portsmouth Rhode Island is real. Aquidneck Island represent

I love living in portsmouth.